A woman goes to the doctor.  She tells the doctor that her husband has lost all interest in her sexually and she is concerned and also in need of satisfaction. The doctor gives her some pills and says, "Put one of these in his coffee after dinner tonight. Then, do likewise the next few nights. Come back in a week."
The very next day the woman comes back to see the doctor. She enters the office, barely able to walk, with torn and tattered clothes, and scrapes on her neck and face. The doctor thinks "Malpractice!".... He invites the woman in to his office.

He says, "Mrs. Smith. I am terribly sorry." She says, "I am very pleased. You have nothing to be sorry for."  The doctor says, "What happened?"  She says, "well, you said to put a pill in his coffee after dinner. I figured if one pill would work, two would be better, and three even better. He drank his coffee, got this wild look in his face such as I have not seen for years, grabbed me, ripped my clothes off, threw me on the table, right among the dishes, and made wild and passionate love to me. It was great, and I thank you."
The doctor says, "But what about these side effects?  You can barely walk, your clothes are torn, and you have these scratch and scrape marks."


She says, "Not only that, doctor, but we've been banned from Bern's Steakhouse for a year!"

 

 

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