What's yours? I had
tapatio hot sauce
in my refrigerator, nothing else.
So I mixed the two together in tin foil and made a "Dynamite" ala sushi bar style, of course without the scallops, clams, shrimp, etc. I stuck it under the broiler until golden brown on top and ate it with a spoon. That's about the worst I've done, aside from maple syrup sandwiches. What's you're hall of shamer?