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Originally posted by jburman82:
Sarbuze, post your email address and I'll forward the picture of Jorge dressed to ride he sends a group of us every saturday. It's usually quite disturbing.


ROFL

that's the problem...i've unfortunately seen a photo of this...it's not good. not good at all.

you must have a strong stomach...i can't imagine eating breakfast then heading out to ride with him.
While riding my bicycle yesterday in really humid weather i passed a gentleman going in the opposite direction wearing cut off jean shorts and a tuxedo shirt - not one of those t-shirts printed to look like a tuxedo shirt - but with full frills on either side of the buttons (maybe a pirate shirt?) done up about a third of the way.

I'm going to assume that this was chosen to deal with the heat while adding some aero turbulent barrier affect to reduce drag. It further solidifies my belief that one should not limit themselves to cultural norms when choosing an outfit to ride a bicycle in, but it should save watts. Do what feels right.
While riding my bicycle this morning I noticed that people were looking at me more strangely than normal. I thought that perhaps i'd gone too far today - might have been the neon jersey, might have been the eyeshades - i couldnt quite put my finger on it - but the people were borderline laughing as i passed. A few km later while thinking how breathable this jersey was I looked down to see that the zipper had blown out from my waist to my ribs and my blower, in all its hairy glory, was hanging out for the world to see. Not ready to allow this to cap off the height of my embarrassment, i was unable to fix the zipper while riding, had to pull over, pull the jersey off over my head and stood there fighting with it in my bibs until it would open again so I could put it back on, politely saying 'good morning' to the dogwalkers as they giggled past.

That's going to be a tough one to top.
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Originally posted by vinoevelo:
While riding my bicycle this morning I noticed that people were looking at me more strangely than normal. I thought that perhaps i'd gone too far today - might have been the neon jersey, might have been the eyeshades - i couldnt quite put my finger on it - but the people were borderline laughing as i passed. A few km later while thinking how breathable this jersey was I looked down to see that the zipper had blown out from my waist to my ribs and my blower, in all its hairy glory, was hanging out for the world to see. Not ready to allow this to cap off the height of my embarrassment, i was unable to fix the zipper while riding, had to pull over, pull the jersey off over my head and stood there fighting with it in my bibs until it would open again so I could put it back on, politely saying 'good morning' to the dogwalkers as they giggled past.

That's going to be a tough one to top.

Big Grin

I'll be watching for the Instagram post.
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Originally posted by vinoevelo:
While riding my bicycle this morning I noticed that people were looking at me more strangely than normal. I thought that perhaps i'd gone too far today - might have been the neon jersey, might have been the eyeshades - i couldnt quite put my finger on it - but the people were borderline laughing as i passed. A few km later while thinking how breathable this jersey was I looked down to see that the zipper had blown out from my waist to my ribs and my blower, in all its hairy glory, was hanging out for the world to see. Not ready to allow this to cap off the height of my embarrassment, i was unable to fix the zipper while riding, had to pull over, pull the jersey off over my head and stood there fighting with it in my bibs until it would open again so I could put it back on, politely saying 'good morning' to the dogwalkers as they giggled past.

This is most likely a stupid question...what's a blower?

That's going to be a tough one to top.

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