I have made a great discovery. There are many things we all want to change in this world, but are powerless to. Well I have the solution: chocolate. I'm not talking about eating chocolate to make you feel better. I'm talking about controlling the worlds supply of chocolate.
Why? Well women all love chocolate. This is a scientific fact. It is supported by science. By controlling the chocolate we control the women, and we all know the women control the men.
Who's with me? Together we can do it!