chocolate

sourgrapesMember

Gentlemen, behold!

I have made a great discovery. There are many things we all want to change in this world, but are powerless to. Well I have the solution: chocolate. I'm not talking about eating chocolate to make you feel better. I'm talking about controlling the worlds supply of chocolate.

Why? Well women all love chocolate. This is a scientific fact. It is supported by science. By controlling the chocolate we control the women, and we all know the women control the men.

Who's with me? Together we can do it!

8/28/088:34 AM

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RothkoMember

8/28/089:46 AM

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jmatthewsMember

So when my girlfriend insists that I don't get her chocolate as a gift, saying she worries too much about gaining weight, she is really lying to me?!!

8/28/083:28 PM

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glennkMember

And the award for the most random post of the week goes to……

8/28/084:24 PM

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seaquamMember

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Originally posted by GlennK:

And the award for the most random post of the week goes to……

Honestly, GlennK, given the events of this past week, that one may be too close to call.

8/28/086:05 PM

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glennkMember

quote:
Originally posted by Seaquam:
quote:
Originally posted by GlennK:

And the award for the most random post of the week goes to……

Honestly, GlennK, given the events of this past week, that one may be too close to call.

Very true. It has been a busy week.

8/28/086:56 PM

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purpleMember

Put together your game plan on how to corner the market on chocolate, I'm in.

8/29/088:54 AM

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bernoMember

"Well women all love chocolate."

Fallacy!

8/30/081:35 PM

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indybobMember

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Originally posted by JMatthews:
So when my girlfriend insists that I don't get her chocolate as a gift, saying she worries too much about gaining weight, she is really lying to me?!!

Yes! Er, No! Um, Yes, I think!??? Damn it, if you figure out this conundrum, you'll rule the world.

8/30/082:16 PM

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pinotlvrMember

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Originally posted by indybob:
quote:
Originally posted by JMatthews:
So when my girlfriend insists that I don't get her chocolate as a gift, saying she worries too much about gaining weight, she is really lying to me?!!

Yes! Er, No! Um, Yes, I think!??? Damn it, if you figure out this conundrum, you'll rule the world.

Go figure..you are involved in a Chocolate thread!!

Need me to send you some Key Limes so you can bastardize your dessert?

8/30/0811:45 PM

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sourgrapesMember

Guys a little focus please!

I have discovered this man who seems to be a key figure in the chocolate world. I suggest we kidnap him.

8/31/088:58 AM

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steveyMember

You're too late sourgrapes. As you can see here, he was shot in Milan while dining in the award winning restaurant Osteria L'Intrepido.

9/1/0811:25 AM

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sourgrapesMember

ok guys to take over the world we have to be good at chocolate. i found a game that will train us. we must understand what it is like to actually be chocolate.

i haven't really got a plan. hopefully posting a url will distract everyone enough so the don't realise

9/28/089:46 AM

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spoMember

quote:
Originally posted by indybob:
quote:
Originally posted by JMatthews:
So when my girlfriend insists that I don't get her chocolate as a gift, saying she worries too much about gaining weight, she is really lying to me?!!

Yes! Er, No! Um, Yes, I think!??? Damn it, if you figure out this conundrum, you'll rule the world.

She is fishing for a compliment, J, just get behind her and say "girl, I like that ass round" (SLAP!)

World domination is so close I can taste it.

9/28/082:25 PM

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