750s only, no champagne?

That fits in my rack: Montes Purple Angel Carmenere. If you've ever lifted one you'll know why.

That doesn't fit: Travieso 'El Chupacabra'. It could easily pass for a 1L

Or maybe a Beringer White Zin. A) best use for it and B) your opponent will automatically think you're a wuss.
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Originally posted by Mimik:
None. That would be stupid.

I would potentially be charged with assault with a weapon(arm) rather than simple assault.



This is a valid/good point.


Checked!

Not necessarily unless you clocked someone for no reason with no provocation. Of course, if you need a bottle to lay somebody out when he's not expecting it, then you have more serious problems anyhow. But if it's you or him, or if he's coming at you and you've got no room or time to run, smack him in the head. Or better, slam the bottle on the bar and ram the jagged edges into his neck when he comes at you. And for that, you need a bottle that's fragile enough to break right away but not so fragile that it won't sink deeply into his throat, so personally, I'd go with a Rhone-shaped bottle to get the longer neck, but if there were a riesling bottle, that would be best.
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Originally posted by Mimik:
None. That would be stupid.

I would potentially be charged with assault with a weapon(arm) rather than simple assault.



This is a valid/good point.


Checked!

Not necessarily unless you clocked someone for no reason with no provocation. Of course, if you need a bottle to lay somebody out when he's not expecting it, then you have more serious problems anyhow. But if it's you or him, or if he's coming at you and you've got no room or time to run, smack him in the head. Or better, slam the bottle on the bar and ram the jagged edges into his neck when he comes at you.


how bout the good ol' "his face flew into the path of my bottle" defense?

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