To this day, I still tell DnVsMom that I should have been a writer for Seinfeld, simply because of asparagus....

The group is at a Chinese restaurant ("Seinfeld - four") and they order asparagus beef. After eating for awhile, Jerry announces that he has to go to the bathroom. Kramer obliges and does the girl thing and goes with him. Jerry, standing at the urinal,lets go with his asparagus best, and Kramer gets a whiff, and is shocked, does his Kramer thing and stiffens up, rigor mortis-like, and ultimately falls to the ground because of the smell....

I am a legend in my own mind.... Smile
"The belief that this only happens to some people--presumably owing to genetics and body chemistry--is false; the truth, only discovered in 1980 and still not widely known, is that a certain fraction of the population (this time really owing to genetics) is actually unable to perceive that odor, and so wrongly believes itself free of the effect." From here

I think I am one who can't smell it. Oh well, I eat the stuff at least 3 times a week when in season.
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Originally posted by Dom'n'Vin'sDad:
To this day, I still tell DnVsMom that I should have been a writer for Seinfeld, simply because of asparagus....

The group is at a Chinese restaurant ("Seinfeld - four") and they order asparagus beef. After eating for awhile, Jerry announces that he has to go to the bathroom. Kramer obliges and does the girl thing and goes with him. Jerry, standing at the urinal,lets go with his asparagus best, and Kramer gets a whiff, and is shocked, does his Kramer thing and stiffens up, rigor mortis-like, and ultimately falls to the ground because of the smell....

I am a legend in my own mind.... Smile
Nice. Seinfeld is the best TV show ever. I could watch reruns all day.
The side effect never fails to amuse me. Asparagus are by far my favorite vegetable, so I get it quite often. I have been known to chomp down on asparagus as the only component of a meal and experience the side effect well into the next day, probably 3-4 trips to the bathroom later it will still be lingering, and yes, it is funny each of those times.
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Originally posted by Spenser:
Well, in these forums, we've discussed loose bowel movements, and now this. Maybe next we can look forward to someone chiming in with the symptoms of gonorrhea acquired after drinking too much wine. I'm giddy with anticipation.

My old roommate's ex-wife claimed she contracted chlamydia by drinking too much wine in a friends' hot tub. (True story. That's why she was an EX-wife.) Wink
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Originally posted by Spenser:
Well, in these forums, we've discussed loose bowel movements, and now this. Maybe next we can look forward to someone chiming in with the symptoms of gonorrhea acquired after drinking too much wine. I'm giddy with anticipation.
These items are nothing. Some of you must remember a certain thread where various items including frozen dessert treats and appendages were put in places they just don't belong........... Eek
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Originally posted by nola:
I've made the mistake of letting loose in a steamy hot stand up shower.......yuck.
And I'm sure I'll be hung on a steak for saying that I do that in the shower.


Why, that would be a waste of a good steak!! Big Grin

We've got stakes for that Wink
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Originally posted by Spenser:
Well, in these forums, we've discussed loose bowel movements, and now this. Maybe next we can look forward to someone chiming in with the symptoms of gonorrhea acquired after drinking too much wine. I'm giddy with anticipation.


I thought it was from riding ona tractor!?!?!? Sorry- I am getting the various STD and Seinfeld references confused

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