A word of advice from a seasoned wine club member - start your own, man. Make up the ridiculous rules, create initiation procedures, then, when membership starts to pick up introduce fees, fines, punishments, uniforms, etc. If I were to offer a model for such club as an example, Reverend Moon's organization comes to mind.
Good luck keeping family members at bay.
p.s.Invest in an electrified fence.