Rothko, you cracked me up with that one (though the reference will be lost on many - is the thread still around?).
Before this degenerates into mayhem, let me say that I HATE dressing up for dinner, though I begrudge no one else who feels otherwise. But the thought of dressing for fun as I dress for work is abhorent (and I don't even hate my job!).
Whoever thought it was a good idea for men to put some cloth around their necks and pull it tight should be cursed for all eternity.
And of course when I do dress up I inevitably end up getting something that stains on a shirt, tie, jacket, pants, or all of the above.
Nope, put me in a pair of Dockers, a golf shirt and a pair of slip-ons any time, and I'm good to go!