purplehaze posted:billhike posted:purplehaze posted:steve8 posted:PH, let me know when you book that flight. I'll meet you out there and hold him down. Then we'll open some good wine.
Done deal! You'll need to hold him up, if you please. Wedgies are best delivered to a vertical recipient.
Be careful. The numbnuts will Take this as a literal threat and seek protection.
Or maybe he’ll throw another tantrum and leave for a while before changing his nickname again.
Ah... jeez. It'll just be a metaphorical wedgie. I kinda like the cranky old bastard, even though he makes my pedantry look quite mild. I'm quite sure he likely received several literal wedgies and perhaps a swirly or two in his youth.
bh literally hates me.