purplehaze posted:steve8 posted:PH, let me know when you book that flight. I'll meet you out there and hold him down. Then we'll open some good wine.
Done deal! You'll need to hold him up, if you please. Wedgies are best delivered to a vertical recipient.
Be careful. The numbnuts will Take this as a literal threat and seek protection.
Or maybe he’ll throw another tantrum and leave for a while before changing his nickname again.