First of all, there is no such thing as being lactose intolerant, it's all sissy talk. Drink a cold one like a man, and hold on to your toilet seat. And second, soy milk is evil and should only be served to deathrow inmates. On top of being ridiculously overcropped and smothered with pesticides, 90% of soy beans are genetically modified. And need I mention estrogen-like properties of nature's wondermilk? Have fun.