What is the weather like today?
It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking... Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?
What do you think it's going to be like tonight?
It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle!