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Originally posted by irwin:
I'm convinced. I'm going to write to the President and apply.
I have:
1) No experience in government;
2) No experience in this type of law;
3) Unwillingness to release my tax returns;
4) Authored numerous emails that will be embarrassing to the White House;
5) Willingness to go on expensive overseas trips for no real governmental reason at the taxpayer's expense.

I should be a perfect fit!

An easy hire without debate. Congrats!

If only you had listed a long list of tawdry affairs with whores and had a man-crush on Putin you might have made the upper cabinet. Wink