quote:Originally posted by irwin:quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
The Orange Pumpkin in the oval office wants a military parade.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Goose stepping allowed?
I wonder what the cost of a parade like this would be. You have to gather the troops, fly in a bunch of tanks and missiles. You have to have a ton of security. You need to close down alot of local business and agencies. (Of course, the Trump hotel would be full). You need some infrastructure, like barriers, port-a-potties and such. Then, you have to clean up the mess afterwards, and probably repave some roads damaged by the weight of the tanks, missiles, trucks, etc.
What a bonehead idea. But, considering the source..........
irwin, you forgot to add the cost for the pumpkin head with a fox on his head renting a military uniform for himself ( if they make one that XXXL) and then buying all the fake metals he would award himself to the cost.
For a person who did everything possible to avoid serving, he sure wants to be a general one day. I’m thinking he has military PJ’s with feet in them.