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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!

Watch out. Our local newspaper reported today about a 40 year old fitness trainer and his 20 year old girlfriend [Good for him!!] who got arrested for having sex on the beach. They claimed she was just "dancing" on him as he was laying down, but apparently other beachgoers took video, so they were convicted by a jury in 15 minutes.

Since there was a child nearby on the beach, they were prosecuted as sex offenders.

The guy is now facing a maximum of 15 years. Since he has a prior drug conviction, he is a repeat offender and must serve the total sentence that he gets - no early release (pun intended) allowed.