Either that or screw the labels.
Future conversation around escape's dinner table:
"Yes, we lost all of the labels in the great diaspora of 2004. This is either a 1982 Pavie or a 2002 Yellow Tail. Let's taste it and see."
How do you like that -- working "diaspora" into a thread? I learned that word studying for the SAT decades ago, and I think this is the first time I've ever used it.....
"Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too."