"Puleeeze! The conversation gives the impression that the bottle of wine is consumed all at once, sending your liver into overdrive. Wine is to be savored, a delicious addition to a healthy and enjoying meal. It's metabolized over time with the other foods."
Did you happen to notice that the last post in this thread was seven years ago? And it was petering out for a few years before that. All the people who drank so much wine are all passed out somewhere and the room is empty!