Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

I remember the time, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I had scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, even Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”

"No," she replied; "but Mom's not expecting a BJ tonight.”

I said, “Would you care for dessert?”
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