Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

A man needs to go for a haircut and he asks his little daughter if she'd like to go with him. "Only if you get me something to eat for breakfast, Daddy," the little girl answers. The father agrees, knowing there is a Dunkin Donuts next to the barbershop.

He buys her something to eat and they go into the barbershop. While the man is getting his hair cut, his little daughter stands right next to him, eating. The barber looks down at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your muffin."

The girl replies, "Yeah, and I'm gonna get tits, too!"
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