A husband and wife wake up in their bed. It is their 25th wedding anniversary.
The wife says, "Honey. Today is our 25th wedding anniversary. I want something special. Not the usual stuff, because this is our 25th."
The husband says, "Sweetie, if I can accommodate your wish, I will do so."
The wife says, "I want something that will go from zero to 150 in about 3.5 seconds."
The husband says, "Fine. I will get you a bathroom scale."