A recently divorced woman places an ad in the Personals section of her local newspaper and it reads
"I am looking for a great lover who will not run around and will not cheat on me and will not physically beat me."
The next day her doorbell rings and when she opens the door there is a man in a wheel chair with no arms and no legs. She says "May I help you?" He says "Yes, I am here responding to your ad in the paper yesterday". She says "I do not understand". He says "I cannot run around and cheat on you, I have no legs. I cannot beat you becuase I have no arms." She says "What about the part about being a great lover?"
He says "How do you think I ran the doorbell?"