Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

an old man is in icu with all these beeping machines around him, an oxygen mask. He sees nurse walk by and in a muffled voice asks "nurse, are my testicles black?" Being a dedicated icu nurse she lifts up mr. schwartz's gown, examines and says " i assure you, your testicles are not black Mr. Shwartz!"
He takes a deep breath, removes his mask and said "thank you but i asked---are my test results back?"
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