Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

A police officer knocks on a guy's door and when he opens it, shows him an 8x10 photo and asks "Sir, is this your wife?". The guy looks and says "Why yes it is officer.". The cop says "Well, it looks like she's been hit by a bus" and the guy replies "Yeah, but she's got a great personality."
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(rim shot)
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