A rabbi has the urge to try pork. Of course, he can't go to a restaurant in the city in which he lives, because he might run into someone he knows.
So, he flies to NY, goes to a restaurant, and orders suckling pig. The dish is served to him on a nice platter, and the pig is roasted to a beautiful hue, with an apple in its mouth.
The rabbi looks at it. He picks up his fork. He picks up his knife. Just then, the door of the restaurant opens, and, IT'S A PERSON HE KNOWS FROM HIS CONGREGATION!!!
The guy says, "Rabbi....What are you doing?"
The rabbi says "This is amazing. I ordered a baked apple, and look how they serve it!!"