Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

An Avon lady gets on an elevator and the doors close. She suddenly feels a rumbling in her belly and rips a nice fart, and quickly pulls out her pine spray and tries to cover it. The doors open again and an old drunk gets on. The drunk is standing there swaying and suddenly said "Whew! What's that smell??". The lady, turning red, says "Umm, what does it smell like?" and the drunk says "Like someone shit a Christmas tree"
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