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Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

A guy goes to a psychiatrist.
"You gotta help me doc. It's my wife."

The doc: It's your wife? What is it?

The patient: My wife thinks she is a chicken!

The doc: Your wife thinks she is a chicken?
Well, you should bring her here. With therapy, I can cure her.

The patient: I can't do that. I need the eggs.

Ba dum dum