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Chemistry jokes someone gave me...

1. What do you do with a dead chemist?


2. A class asks the Chem professors, "Tell a potassium joke?"

He says, "K."

3. Argon walks into a bar, and the barman yells, "Get the hell out!"

Argon doesn't react.

4. One atom to another: "Oh, man, you lost an electron?"

"Dude, I'm positive."

5. Superconductor walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Get out!"

The superconductor leaves with no resistance.

6. A neutron wants to pay his bar tab.

The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

7. Wanna hear a joke about element 116?


8. Oxygen and magnesium together...