Chemistry jokes someone gave me...
1. What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
2. A class asks the Chem professors, "Tell a potassium joke?"
He says, "K."
3. Argon walks into a bar, and the barman yells, "Get the hell out!"
Argon doesn't react.
4. One atom to another: "Oh, man, you lost an electron?"
"Dude, I'm positive."
5. Superconductor walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Get out!"
The superconductor leaves with no resistance.
6. A neutron wants to pay his bar tab.
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
7. Wanna hear a joke about element 116?
UUH...
8. Oxygen and magnesium together...
OMg!