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Bob was getting ready to tee of with his regular Wednesday foursome when a funeral procession began passing them by on the road adjacent to the club. Bob quickly took off his hat, leaned his driver against the fence and held his hand across his chest waiting solemnly until the whole procession passed them by. One of his buddies said, “Bob, that was really pretty thoughtful of you old guy.” Bob responded, “Yeah….well it’s the least I could do. I was married to her for 34 years.”

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