A woman goes to her doc for her weekly checkup and decides to strike up some conversation.
"Doctor, you know that saying that women's fart don't smell nor make any noise?, Well it's true! Matter of fact, ever since I came in here I farted like 20 times already"
The doc furrows his brows and says "Here, try these and come back next week"
The woman comes back next week enraged and says "DOC WHAT DID YOU DO? My farts are still silent but they stink to high hell now!!!"
So the doc replies "Now that we've taken care of your sinus problems, we'll work on your hearing"