Paddy, is driving around Dublin trying to find a place to park, as he is to meet his mate for a drink. He drives around and around, but can't find a bloody parking spot.
He finally looks to the heavens and says, "Lord, if you can help me find a parking place, I promise that I will attend mass every Sunday for the rest of me live and go to confession every month."
Paddy turns the corner, and there is an open spot.
He looks back to the heavens and says, "Never mind, Lord, I found one!"