Reply to "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

A drunk man staggers out of a New York bar one afternoon.

A nun in her habit walks by, and the drunk takes a huge swing and hits her right in the jaw.

He follows that up with a left hook and then a right hook to the face, then a couple solid body blows.

The nun goes down.

The drunk looks down at her as he is swaying and slurs....

"You're not so tough, Batman."
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