Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Going to the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones
Short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, icky yicky worms
The first one was greasy
The second on was easy
The third one got stuck in my throat, choke choke.....
(to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)
My stomach is in a commotion
I want to lean over the rail
I don't want to dirty the ocean
So somebody bring me a pail
Come up, come up, oh come up my dinner come up come up
Come up, come up, oh come up my dinner come up.....
I'm coming, I'm coming, for my head is bending low
I hear the gentle voices calling......
Hasten Jason bring the basin
Oop, slop, bring the mop!
Alas alack it's all in vain
The dog has licked it up again!
Enjoy your supper!!