"I was so pleased to be informed of this, that I ran fifty red lights in His honor."
"I come awake
with a gift for womankind.
You're still asleep,
but the gift don't seem to mind."
"Tequila!"
"Strolling down the highway with my shoes in my hand,
I don't much, I'm a quiet man.
Beauty and silence both run deep,
and I'm running like crazy while you are asleep."