I’ve got beer.
I’ve got wine
I’ve got scotch, bourbon, aged rum. I think I may even have a bottle of sparling cider someone once gave me.
But most importantly, I have a fine 1/2 inch thick coat of glare ice on my driveway, which would be perfect for curling right now. And with a forecast of 10 degrees F, and cloudy skies, it’s not going away anytime soon.
It’s awesome! I just give the car some extra gas as I pull into my driveway, then stomp on the brake, and slide right into my garage.
Taking out the garbage has never been easier. I just give the trash can a gentle shove, and it glides effortlessly to the curb.
Yes, there are some downsides, but why focus on that?