The Old Man: I certainly did not mean to upset you or anyone else, and if I did, I apologize. Humor is personal.
I did find your comment that you did not find it "remotely" funny to be a nice pun. All we do these days is do things "remotely." Perhaps someday we'll be able to get together and share a nice bottle of wine in a non-remote fashion.
Hey, no big deal. Please refer to my signature below.