Astronaut Style

You bring the steel mallet and rubber tubing and I'll bring the bebe gun and pepper spray.

We can all wear disguises and diapers

Yikes!! Just when I think nothing can surprise me anymore.

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Originally posted by Spiral:


We can all wear disguises

Did you have any particular theme in mind?

What a nutjob!!

Just trying to deal with tragedy through humor, (tasteless as it was)

This woman is of uncommon intelligence, brilliant really. It blows me away that she could let her jealousy take her to this level. She even has 3 children and a husband to think about.

I'm just shocked this could happen. Maybe I shouldn't be but I am.

Don't know that I really have a theme. Just venting. Although, this could start a thread on jealousy. From reading the forums, there are some bottles I covet from others cellars

Just don't show up at louzarius' wearing a diaper!!!

PH

Those NASA psychologists did a bang up job testing her level of stability.

I don't think Louzarius would fold....even with a face full of pepper spray, ten bebes in his ass a smashed pinky and hogtied with rubber tubing (or worse).

My girlfriend hates when I tell her "You know, you never REALLY know anyone." You know what I'm talking about. When they interview the neighbor who lived next to the accountant who had 31 skulls buried deep in his back yard?
"Ohhh wow! He seemed so 'normal'"!

Well, here's more proof.

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Originally posted by irwin:
Those NASA psychologists did a bang up job testing her level of stability.

I thoroughly agree! Where's the MMPI when you need it???

I was watching a local affiliate news last night and some NASA doctor stated it was possible she had a brain tumor as that was the most likely reason she'd done something so deranged. Nice try, guys.

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Originally posted by Darlene:
I thoroughly agree! Where's the MMPI when you need it???

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a previous employer. When he received the results of my personality profile he said, "We'll they say I should hire you, but that I probably shouldn't fire you!"

PH

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Originally posted by irwin:
Those NASA psychologists did a bang up job testing her level of stability.

No sh!t.
There's an item on the newswire now entitled, "NASA to Review Screening Process".
Man, I always thought being an astronaut meant being tested over and over until they were sure the candidate was rock-solid stable. Even boringly so.

Rumor: Hey, didn't she disappear for a few seconds from the radar during that last spacewalk? <cue: eerie music>

All she has to do is go into rehab and the news media will be gushing with the heartwarming stories of "redemption" and tolerance. After that - OPRAH!!

Would you prefer eternal degradation, and hope society will ostracize her for life?

No, if found guilty, I hope she goes to jail.

I myself prefer prefer eternal degradation, and hope society will ostracize her for life.

The chick can definitely drive, and in space, nothing else matters.

I see a 7 figure book deal and a CBS Mini-Series.

I hate to lose time on long drives.

Maybe I'll give the diaper idea a shot.

Q: What's the fastest way to get to Orlando from Houston?
A: Depends

Astronaut has been the most popular "what do you want to be when you grow up?" answer for a while now. I wonder if this will affect its standing.