Funniest thing I read today.

"Dad is so committed to safety that he runs a child-proofing business devoted to identifying dangers and risks and making sure kids stay out of harm's way."

Good luck with that.
I remember taking about 2 days going around and child-proofing our house and kitchen when my daughter was just starting to walk. It took her about 3 hours to figure out how to circumvent it.

I hoped that someone would connect the dots and realize that the Dad is the one involved in the balloon stunt.

You're right about child-proofing all the same. There is no such thing.

Ah, Balloon Boy. Ok, sorry. <blush>

I still don't understand how you can make a living on Wife Swap and pretending to send your kid up in a balloon. However, there must be more to this idiotic story that meets the eye. However, the whole thing reminds me of a George Carlin routine.