Does anyone, or their parents or friends and family enjoy great quality and amazing value wine?? I'm sure they do....!!

Well have I got the bargain of the week for you all....

I'm offering cases of 12 x 75cl bottles of red, white or mixed (NOT 12 of the same), whichever you choose, for £35 (+P&P) Which works out at £2.92 a bottle!! YES £2.92 a bottle!! and I can tell you truthfully these aren't £2.92 bottles of wine.
There are some really nice wines in these cases, some of them are £6-7 a bottle, even £15 per bottle.

I have a few hundred of these cases for sale so it's difficult to list every bottle but some i've noticed are:

Sutter Home White Zinfandel
Pooles Rock Chardonnay
Vina Albali 1999 reserve
Ashgrove Chenin Blanc
Niel Joubert
Jasons Lake
Park West
Trivento Viognier
Portland Shiraz
campo Lagaza Navarra
Portaceli Rose Cava
Salento Bianco
Azure Bay
7 Palms Zinfandel
Moorebank Carlton Chardonnay 1999 (£15 per bottle RRP)

I have a PayPal account for easy purchasing and remember i can deliver too!

100's of cases for sale, all of them excellent value for money and currently selling like hotcakes!

Please E-mail me for more details and / or your orders.

Thanks

Ben - Wine Deals

ben.c@bulldoghome.com

Wow!

Welcome to the boards!

Such a deal!

Spammer.

A person selling US and AU wine from the UK. Not a very good business model.

"Selling like hotcakes" is a US expression. I believe that this is a case of "alter ego".

Is it ok if I sent cash, or do you want a blank check and you can fill in the amount?

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Originally posted by Wine Deals UK:
and I can tell you truthfully these aren't £2.92 bottles of wine.

And the first wine listed is:
Sutter Home White Zinfandel

He's right. There's no way that's worth £2.92

quote:

Which works out at £2.92 a bottle!! YES £2.92 a bottle!! and I can tell you truthfully these aren't £2.92 bottles of wine.

"But wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...."

Unbelievable.... a friggin' wine infomercial.

quote:

And the first wine listed is:
Sutter Home White Zinfandel

He's right. There's no way that's worth £2.92

OMG Lol! I just noticed the Sutter Home listed.

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Originally posted by Hunter:

quote:

And the first wine listed is:
Sutter Home White Zinfandel

He's right. There's no way that's worth £2.92

OMG Lol! I just noticed the Sutter Home listed.

HAHA! I missed that too the first time. I hope this guy posts more, this is a riot. It's been too quite around here lately.

Jason

Too bad he's in "NW UK", I'd be happy to check this out to see if it's legit, since the wines listed are so popular on these forums....

Do you have the White Zinfandel in large format bottles?

...and if you believe that, I have some mountaintop property in Florida you might be interested in...

if you throw in some Ginsu knives and a Juice Weasel, I'll take it!

Has Cousin Ernie made an appearance on another continent? Maybe it's Auntie Ethel. How much is the loquat moonshine?

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Originally posted by benchland:
Has Cousin Ernie made an appearance on another continent? Maybe it's Auntie Ethel. How much is the loquat moonshine?

bench... you beat me to it!!!

Is the Sutter Home still available ? Or have all you wine nerds bought it up already ?

I'm sorry I missed the 90 Grange at $200 Oz dollars for the case. I'd have flown there myself to pick it up, at that price!

"Selling like hotcakes" is used here too.

However, time to quote some Monty Python. You know what's coming, don't you?

quote:

Originally posted by benchland:
Has Cousin Ernie made an appearance on another continent? Maybe it's Auntie Ethel. How much is the loquat moonshine?

Classic!!! Aunt Ethel rocks.

quote:

Originally posted by KillerB:
"Selling like hotcakes" is used here too.

However, time to quote some Monty Python. You know what's coming, don't you?

A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Sutter Home White Zinfandel...

Just because nobody has asked for it:

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

Spam Song