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When you rob a liquor store for their 05 Bordeaux inventory and not their cash.

(Hypothetically, of course)

I always enjoyed that little scene in The Sopranos where they "liberated" several cases of bordeaux from a couple of other wine thieves. Big Grin

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You know that an oenophile isn't a person that likes to have sex with john lennon's ex-girlfriends.
 
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A wine geek would rather go to a party at Tim Mondalvi's than spend the day with his future in-laws Smile
 
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When you are at a barnyard with some friends and you say, "This place has a good nose to it."
 
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we do pretty much all of these... bought bordeaux AND burgundy glasses for my paents because we hated their stems, now my dad can't ever figure out which to use and gets mad when I point out he has chosen the wrong one for whatever we are drinking...

I suppose I could add to the list you know you are a wine geek when you buy a wine cellar for your vacation house before you actually buy said vacation house. (And then you move in the wine before the furniture). Not that we would do these things of course!
 
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A wine geek is also more impressed to meet an owner of DRC than an A-lister Smile
 
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A wine geek is also more impressed to meet an owner of DRC than an A-lister


I would be willing to qualify Aubert as an A-lister. He does own the most coveted winery in the world. Wink


So much wine.....so little time!!!
 
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A wine geek is also more impressed to meet an owner of DRC than an A-lister


I would be willing to qualify Aubert as an A-lister. He does own the most coveted winery in the world. Wink

What's an A-lister?
Sounds very Cal Hollywood(ish) Razz
 
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At dinner the geek is still sniffing his/her first glass of wine ---- the others are drinking their second.
 
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And yet, just one more:

Your "special occasion" wines end up being "daily drinkers."
 
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Your "special occasion" wines end up being "daily drinkers."

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A wine geek is also more impressed to meet an owner of DRC than an A-lister


I would be willing to qualify Aubert as an A-lister. He does own the most coveted winery in the world. Wink

What's an A-lister?


Sounds very Cal Hollywood(ish) Razz


A-lister is a big star not just an actor---- and yes I met owner of DRC while in France this summer as we visited his vineyards--- quite a surprise to see him in the vineyard..... He spoke French so very little was exchanged Frown
 
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You spend a $100 on a SINGLE wine glass! Speaking of which I just broke my Riedel Bordeaux Sommelier @#$%^&*$ ! Mad Eek Frown
 
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In no particular order: You know you are a wine geek...

When your wine fridge is full, and you have various bottles stashed in the coolest parts of your house. Yet you still have nothing to drink at home.

When your wife/spouse has learned not to bother asking how much "that" bottle cost.

When you go to Walt Disney World on vacation and you mail order wine to be shipped to your hotel room, and you've done research in advance to know which restaurants allow BYO/corkage.

When you show up at your friend's house for dinner with your wine in your decanter, but your friend is a wine geek too and you know he is actually happy you decanted your wine ahead of time.

When the local wine merchant knows who you are just by recognizing your voice on the phone.
 
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In no particular order: You know you are a wine geek...

When your wine fridge is full, and you have various bottles stashed in the coolest parts of your house. Yet you still have nothing to drink at home.

When your wife/spouse has learned not to bother asking how much "that" bottle cost.

When you go to Walt Disney World on vacation and you mail order wine to be shipped to your hotel room, and you've done research in advance to know which restaurants allow BYO/corkage.

When you show up at your friend's house for dinner with your wine in your decanter, but your friend is a wine geek too and you know he is actually happy you decanted your wine ahead of time.

When the local wine merchant knows who you are just by recognizing your voice on the phone.


I love all of yours as I have done ALL of the above Smile

don't forget ranting about stemware so much your friends bring up your rants on a regular basis...
 
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... you are the only patron that shows up at your local shops whith a thermal wine carrying case (this is Texas, it gets really hot)...

... you own a 2, 4 and 12 bottle "Wine Cruzer" or Pelican Case equivalent, for those short and long wine shopping travels...

...if you are planning on buying wine, you run all of your non-wine related errands first and let the wine shopping at the end, to avoid wine sitting inside your car for long periods...


Here is to great wines, expensive watches and... "low" APR credit cards...
 
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...if you are planning on buying wine, you run all of your non-wine related errands first and let the wine shopping at the end, to avoid wine sitting inside your car for long periods...


Good call Vinters, and an absolute here in Texas. I did this just today. Cool
 
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When you check your browser periodically to see if your wine is in yet, instead of waiting for the email notification.

When you turn down the heat in the house during winter. You don't care if you or anyone else are cold, because that is the optimum temperature to drink your red.

When you store your own corkscrews in your jacket, car & laptop bag, so you won't ever have to see that ugly dreadful wing corkscrew from dollar store.

When you pick wines at the end back of the store shelf, because the front layer is "contaminated" by light.

You are tired of the cashiers giving you "The look" when they see the price of your wine.
 
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When you pick wines at the end back of the store shelf, because the front layer is "contaminated" by light.


Hahahaha... that's a good one... I do that all the time...


Here is to great wines, expensive watches and... "low" APR credit cards...
 
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When, after finishing your last glass, you clean it and put it away as if you were a priest sanctifying the chalice.



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you continue to play the blind tasting game with your significant other any time you open a nice bottle and they are not a fan of the game.

Did it again tonight. I said well how about just guess the vintage since you already know the producer. It was met with the usual eye roll.
 
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I thought I was geeky because I'm on a little, out of state winemerchant's mailing list. Turns out my buddy is on their "call" list.
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Merchant: Hey John, I just got in about 8 Italians I think you'll like.
John: Great. I'll take a case of each.
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You are tired of the cashiers giving you "The look" when they see the price of your wine.


LOL. this happens at Costco all the time, ususally followed by "Gee, that must be a nice bottle of wine."

Great list! I can't believe that I am guilty of so many of these "quirks." Perhaps it is time to seek professional help. Wink


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When you rearrange your entire schedule for TODAY to attend a party at Tim Mondalvi's where most of the Mondalvi clan is in attendace < Margarit> and only 100 of your closest wine friends are in attendance and they are pouring Continum <freely>
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