These are some of my recent favorites.
(Actual quotes from tasters)

1) Malbec..."Its just merlot in drag."

2) "That Pinot has a strong OLP..component".
(Old Ladies purse)

3) "This Cab smells just like when I change the
oil in my 57 Chevy while eating a Hersheys
Kiss"

Someone described a wine on here as "ass served with a side of ass". I don't think that will ever be topped.

Bill

What would an old lady's purse smell like?

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Originally posted by PURPLE:
What would an old lady's purse smell like?

chanel #5?

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Originally posted by g-man:

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Originally posted by PURPLE:
What would an old lady's purse smell like?

chanel #5?

Nah...White Shoulders.

Ok, I see rose and old mints.

I had a Moccagatta barbaresco that had classic "breast fed baby stool".

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Originally posted by billhike:
Someone described a wine on here as "ass served with a side of ass". I don't think that will ever be topped.

A classic. http://forums.winespectator.co...26053161/m/199102293

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Originally posted by Dave Tong BBP:

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Originally posted by billhike:
Someone described a wine on here as "ass served with a side of ass". I don't think that will ever be topped.

A classic. http://forums.winespectator.co...26053161/m/199102293

Good pull Dave. I use this on occasion, but always with proper citation for G&PN.