. . .his social security number is 000-00-0001 (entirely possible).

....That he would get into p*ssing matches with indybob's grandfather via pony express.

... He has more wrinkles than a prune

... Mass transit was a chariot

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Originally posted by Jared Myers:
....That he would get into p*ssing matches with indybob's grandfather via pony express.

And: Go 'Huskers (have family in Lincoln).

he claims to know something about spanish wine and thus planted the first varietial somewhere in Espana!!!

...he can play one of these:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8127828.stm

He brought the wine to the last supper.

Edit: Damn, someone already did a last supper joke.

Second try:

He was there when the dead sea was just the sick sea.

Edit 2: Damn you people.

The nice thing is, I have plenty of time to keep trying, he doesn't

Third try:

He walked into an antique store and they kept him.

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He is still upset that the Big Bang cooked most of his collection.

It was actually wine he offered Eve. Not an apple.