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Mike Goldman

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12-21-12 is the winter soltice....
Not dislex.. dyslek.. deslik.. Not dyslexic..

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I'm sorry, the winery says that's an allocated item!

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gigabit

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"At the moment of surrender, I'm falling to my knees; I did not notice the passers by and they did not notice me."

While the pessimist and optimist were discussing whether the glass was half empty or half full, I drank it.

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Gigond Ass

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"My choices early in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."

Harry S. Truman

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"One may dislike carrots, spinach, beetroot, or the skin on hot milk. But not wine. It is like hating the air that one breathes, since each is equally indispensable."

Marcel Ayme`

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Baird

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"Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"

One of the dumbest things that I ever read.... But still makes me laugh if you know the background.

I'm back....

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wine+art

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Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why

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VinT

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The days are finally getting noticeably longer.

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You've got to stop procrasterbating.

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gigabit

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And so she woke up
Woke up from where she was
Lying still
Said I gotta do something
About where we're going

While the pessimist and optimist were discussing whether the glass was half empty or half full, I drank it.

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winetarelli

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The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.

"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" -- W.C. Fields

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Seaquam

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quote:
Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.

Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.

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Cheers!

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winetarelli

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quote:
Originally posted by Seaquam:
quote:
Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.

Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.

The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!

"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" -- W.C. Fields

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Seaquam

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quote:
Originally posted by winetarelli:

The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!

Your parents raised you well, sir.

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"Show me a man who likes lima beans, and I'll show you a communist." --Danny Kaye

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"Mein Gott, it is Walter Mitty! I am doomed."

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You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.

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VinT

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Don't panic! It's business as usual while they sort out their affairs.

GGW files for bankruptcy

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Mimik

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Joan rivers is a ________. Fill in the blank time

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Chard

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Alex, Who is a babe?

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Slippery Pete

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Overtime, I notice the majority of Jay Miller's scores are even numbers in the range of 92,94,96,98. How ODD is that ?

"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. " - Sam

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Rob_Sutherland

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Who ever thought a Jesuit would become Pope!

In Canada? Really? Duties in?

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Niles: Dad, I'm just saying that we share a similar near-death experience.

Martin: Let's see, I was shot. You ate too much cheese. Yeah, we're just alike.

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VinT

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Happy Pi Day.

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Mike Goldman

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Beware the IDES OF MARCH....

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