that retailers can't get elected political officals to keep their hands off them.

...South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford went missing for 6 days and turned up in the Rhone...

Board-O instantly thought of his childhood friend Mary Magdalene

... that Robert Parker gave it a 69.

2007 Southern Rhones are so slutty...they should have fishnet foils covering their corks.

2007 Southern Rhones are so slutty...they're here for a good time, not a long time.

And finally:

2007 Southern Rhones are so slutty...they always ensure a happy ending!

...they ask how much hotel rooms are by the hour...

... they're too slutty for Eliot Spitzer (but not for Bill Clinton).

they're so slutty they rent storage space by the hour.

You'll want a cigarette after drinking one, and then a nap.

AC Green won't go near them.

quote:

Originally posted by Gundam:
... that Robert Parker gave it a 69.

while others got an 88, which is much better. You get 8 twice.

quote:

Originally posted by The Economist:
... they're too slutty for Bill Clinton (but not for Eliot Spitzer).

quote:

Originally posted by Gundam:
... that Robert Parker gave it a 69.

I thought that he’d give it a 68, also known as the cheapskate's 69 i.e. "You do me and I’ll owe you one…"

Lindsay Lohan is embarrassed to be seen with one.

...they go down easy.

The 07 Cdr Iv'e had are really ready to taste young.

...that you have to be 18 to check them out.

Wait. There is something not quite right about that statement.

...that I don't let my wife know about them.

Hold on again. I don't let my wife know about any expensive wine.

...that you need to pay in cash.

...Bret Michaels is my go-to critic.

Nice thread Thirsty Man!!!!

These are too funny.

2007 Southern Rhones are so slutty that they all have a "wide stance"...

... Everyone want to give 'em a try!

. . . thirsty man will drink them all before his son turns 21. That is slutty.

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...you don't want your friends to know you are hittin' it.

...everyone you know has had it also.