I am trying to put together a gift basket of food wine, etc. Each product has to have a double meaning. For example, one thing I have in there is a can of "spotted dick". I never heard of it, but I guess it's some kind of british pudding. Does anyone have any suggestions for any products?

Maybe its too early, but what is the double meaning in spotted dick?

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Originally posted by zblang:
I am trying to put together a gift basket of food wine, etc. Each product has to have a double meaning. For example, one thing I have in there is a can of "spotted dick". I never heard of it, but I guess it's some kind of british pudding. Does anyone have any suggestions for any products?

You could sharpen the theme and stick with all British foods that have weird names – for instance, Bubble and Squeak (leftover potatoes and cabbage fried together), Toad-in-the-hole (sausages baked in a crust), and, of course, Bangers and Mash (sausages and mashed potatoes). I don’t know how much luck you'll have finding these pre-packaged, though....

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Originally posted by zblang:
Each product has to have a double meaning.

Not that you would want to give it to anybody but SPAM comes to mind.

BTW, is "spotted dick" some sort of STD?

I don't know, but man, it sure sounds like it to me!

So far, I have spotted dick, uncle pauls mint balls and horelick's drink mix

I feel like this basket is meant for Beavis and Butthead. Balls! Balls!

Ho-Ho's
Summer Sausage

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/829/0.shtml

'nuff said

Poppycock

That's a good one and mighty tasty too!

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Originally posted by CaliCab:
Poppycock

enough of the phallus jokes,

how about Canned Beaver. (next to the canned rabbit, bear, and racoons at wildlife stores/zoos and holds a small stuffed animal)

No. I better not.