It can serve as a paper weight. Maybe a nut cracker in a pinch.

Sounds like the intro for the Lorrie and Bella lovefest.

My wife seems to use it as an obstacle in the pantry from me getting to the real soup.

One of my roommates in college actually ate it as soup!!

good canned soup does not exist, unless you are sodium freak.

Board-O, why must you make fun of the threads. If no one ever used cream of mushroom soup it would not be in so many recipes and on grocery store shelves.I use about a half of a can in making oyster and crab appetizers in mini phyllo shells, and it is enjoyed by all that tastes them.

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Originally posted by Board-O:
Sounds like the intro for the Lorrie and Bella lovefest.

Also, have you ever eaten any of Bella's cooking? If the answer is no, how do you know how awful it is?

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Originally posted by Board-O:
Sounds like the intro for the Lorrie and Bella lovefest.

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Originally posted by Lorrie:
Also, have you ever eaten any of Bella's cooking? If the answer is no, how do you know how awful it is?

I've eaten it.

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Originally posted by wineismylife:

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Originally posted by Lorrie:
Also, have you ever eaten any of Bella's cooking? If the answer is no, how do you know how awful it is?

I've eaten it.

So? Have any extra appendages begun to appear yet?

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Originally posted by Seaquam:
So? Have any extra appendages begun to appear yet?

No but I've been experiencing higher than normal in grown hairs on my body.

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Originally posted by wineismylife:

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Originally posted by Seaquam:
So? Have any extra appendages begun to appear yet?

No but I've been experiencing higher than normal in grown hairs on my body.

I apologize and will let PURPLE know right away so we can have them removed

And if you're not at the table spot on 7 you miss your bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of Internaional cuisine.

lawn ornament

Made the mistake once of letting the kids witness the horror of what actually goes into their tuna casserole...

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Originally posted by Lorrie:
If no one ever used cream of mushroom soup it would not be in so many recipes and on grocery store shelves.

Cigarettes are also on every shelf in every store but you don't see everyone puffing away, just the crazies. Same with this soup.

Some people I was seeing for the first time tried to slip it as gravy during dinner once. Needless to say I haven't seen them since. You're dead to me if you eat this garbage.

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Originally posted by Lorrie:
Also, have you ever eaten any of Bella's cooking? If the answer is no, how do you know how awful it is?

Because of Hunter's Meatballs and Steak CarCar, mainly.

And since we are dumpster diving, Flubis holds the title of Best Parody Ever.

This crap is so salty, how can you even eat it in the first place??

How do you know it is salty?

Condensed cream of celery soup is even worse.

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Originally posted by Lorrie:
I use about a half of a can in making oyster and crab appetizers in mini phyllo shells, and it is enjoyed by all that tastes them.

I don't even know what to say. But at least I've stopped laughing.

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Originally posted by grunhauser:
How do you know it is salty?

Because when I first got here 7 years ago I had to try it as we have excellent canned mushroom soup back home.

Millions of satisfied can't be wrong. The stuff sells and people like it.

It isn't molecular gastronomy, and French Laundry will never serve it, but so what?

What is the difference between condensed cream of mushroom soup and the electric chair?

You don't need a spoon for the electric chair.