Hi everyone,
I have a passive cellar, and I've noticed that some wine bottles (perhaps 1/3 of my collection) have corks that are not completely flush against the lip of the bottle. I would say that they are 1 millimeter below the lip. None are protruding. Should I be concerned or is this normal?

Sounds normal to me.

Not to worry.

bring em over, I'll help you drink em. =)

Thanks guys ... now I can sleep better.

Another offline g-man. =)

How can you sleep at night when your corks are depressed? They're so sad.

I suggest dissolving two tablets of Prozac in water and spraying the solution onto the cork to help control their depression.

I was thinking of sharing my viagra with the corks and perhaps that will get a little rise out of them.

This sounds perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.

On a different note, what is with all the sarcastic remarks from the long time members?

Hey short timer. It's called "humor". We're making jokes, including the guy that actually started this post. Do they have humor in Edmonton or is everybody still pissed because you lost Gretzkey? (<-yes, it's a joke)

It's all cool Mit. We're just having a little fun. I had gotten my answer from the earlier responses. But I knew someone was going to pick up on the title of my thread.

"Humour...it is a difficult concept. It is not logical."

Lt. Saavik

If some are depressed and some are protruding, I'd say it's a passive-aggressive cellar.

everybody's a comedian today, .....

i just wish i was a little more on the ball and i coulda came up with some of these quick witty responses to this posted topic...

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Originally posted by wineismylife:
How can you sleep at night when your corks are depressed? They're so sad.

Maybe you need some professional cork soakers?